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disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

thesorrovv:

ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have

coffeepeople:

There are two types of single people 

  1. desperately wants to be in a relationship
  2. desperately wants to remain single for as long as possible 

I am both.

virginsacrificer:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you